Richard Bake: Archive

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y r u such a skettttttttty gyal

Because that’s how I roll. Ask me anything

Jun 24th

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Soulmate, Will you marry me?(:

Totally :) As we are definitely soulmates! ^_^ Ask me anything

Apr 10th

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I LOVE YOU

I doubt it……… Ask me anything

Apr 9th

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<3 <3 Ask me anything

Apr 9th

Dec 30th

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Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

fmylife: Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seventeen stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

Jul 27th

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Ask me stuff :) →

May 12th

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Apr 7th

We have truly reached the computer pinnacle of our... →

That’s right! Apple have finally cut that deal we have been waiting for which allows Mac OS X to run on PC’s and for only $25!!! Of course this deal also means that Mac users can run Windows 7 too, which is a pretty good operating system compared to the last one Microsoft served up, so there is that possibility that Mac users will want to run Windows 7 for the extra compatibility that...

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

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Mar 30th

Traveler by James Smith

My fifteen-year-old son has just returned from abroad with a dozen rolls of exposed film and several hundred dollars in unused traveler’s checks. His blue bag lies on the hall floor where he dropped in, about four short steps into the house. Last night he slept in Paris, and the twenty nights before that in various beds in England and Scotland, but evidently he postponed as much sleep as he...

Mar 18th

My 500 miles Sponsered Run →

I am running 500 miles to raise money for a ticket to California. Please visit!!

Jan 29th

Ebuddy

Jan 13th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 14th

Watch

This is literally the raw footage plus a backing track so its not much :/

Aug 29th

I’m starting to wonder if there is any man...

Aug 25th

“jaus420 said… Me and Becky, in out sixties, love guy ritchie...”

– Now these are some old people i would not mind meeting. Class insult to finish off as wel.

Aug 24th

The 3 sweetest things a guy could say to a girl:

iliketolaugh: maritessrivera: You’re very pretty. Telling them they’re beautiful is every girl’s Achilles’ heel —-they will definitely bask into the glory of your compliments. However, you should say it casually or in a normal manner —- she might start to think you’re hitting on her. Girls can also get pretty defenseless as well, you know. So, say it on a spur-of-the-moment. That would totally...

Aug 19th

“Watching a LOT of fashion mistakes go past whilst waiting for the bus. This is...”

– SonaliT - tweetingtoohard.com

Aug 14th

Back to MTV

iliketolaugh: streeter: While we still do not know the fate of our beloved CollegeHumor Show, Amir and I are going to be hosting a new show on MTV. Here’s the press release. PRANKED - 10:30PM ET/PT The new show for the Thursday night block is Pranked, a 30-minute program that showcases the best pranks ever caught on camera and posted online. Known for their seven part Prank War, which has...

Aug 12th

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Aug 5th

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Jul 27th

“Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class...”

– fmylife.com

Jul 27th

“My body is not a temple. My body is a building that has been condemned to...”

– Richard Bake 5:05am 27.7.09

Jul 26th

“Life is one long “wet paint” sign: You don’t believe it until you reach out and...”

– Pete Conrad, when asked why he said the moon wasn’t the biggest thing in his life.

Jul 26th

Italian English - Amish Donkey →

The italian man who went to Malta

Jul 24th

Jul 23rd

Quarantine, A (very) Brief Review

Basically, if you want to keep your dignity (along with the cleanliness of your pants), this film is not for you. It is a mixture between Saw and Dawn of the Dead… filmed in a very dark building. The camera work is very reminiscent of Cloverfield, where the bouncing of the camera made me feel nauseous… this film is much the same, although, admittedly, to a lesser degree. Thats my two...

Jul 23rd

The Subways - Rock & Roll Queen

Jul 23rd

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

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Jul 21st

“Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at...”

– fmylife.com

Jul 21st

My New Tumblr

Finally i have seen the light and have switched over to tumblr :) On here i will either post the funny (or dull) events of my life. Or if that gets too boring I’ll throw in the occasional video or picture.

Jul 20th